Horn Scam

Snowden gives me a French horn in lieu of beer money. The guy at the bodega won't take the horn and insists upon cash. I do some snappy debit machine scam where I don't swipe my card and I run out and leave the French horn on the floor by the gum racks.

Ringworm

Alan brings a bunch of diseased cats over. I ask him politely if he'd mind bagging the cats, as they are sure to infect Maggie. He complies, although he uses paper instead of plastic (in spite of my suggestion).