I have a few peacocks and a few dogs and I am trying to keep everything in order. I put the dogs in the kitchen and the peacocks in the yard, but I am afraid the most beautiful peacock will be stolen, so I chain it to a tree with a gold necklace. Somehow the dogs get into the yard and pull all the feathers off the chained peacock; I wonder if I will be held responsible by the Wildlife Federation, or if they will be cool and see things from my perspective.
*More dog responsibility dreams here and here and here.
