Watersports, Talking Monkeys, Lesbotronic Limousines

1. I am giving Amanda a piggyback ride across the Williamsburg Bridge while she sleeps. She is extrememly light. At various points the perspective shifts and we are in line for a water slide at Wet N' Wild.

2. Amanda and I are at some kind of water zoo in Brooklyn. The seals have human hands and feet and these water monkeys (apes? they have flowing blonde hair and are gibbony) climb the walls of their tanks to get our sandwiches. We are already freaked out when a few of the water monkeys land on the trail in front of us and keep repeating, "I love you," in the manner that a dog can say "I love you" (like in the Beastie Boys song).

3. I am in a limousine with Amanda and an older lady. The older lady is making overtures towards me but I am not interested. I am, however, interested in the pornographic video that is playing on the television in the background (it involves a beautiful girl holding a riding crop).

4. The water monkeys are back! Ronnie and I are in our backyard and two of the water monkeys are cowering in the bushes. Ronnie goes inside to get a can of tuna to lure them out because we worry that our landlord will evict us if he sees them.