Wednesday, November 21, 2007

A Difficult Test, Goth Mochila

1. I have to take an essay test in order to graduate. The questions are extremely difficult. For example: "Did your father ever commit divorce while you were in the next room?" and "Did the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens affect you and if so, how?"

2. Mochila is visiting me in New York. She looks very pretty, but something about her appearance is making me uncomfortable. Finally, I ask her why she is wearing a cape and she tells me, "This is Austin-style, and I don't want to talk about it."