An Apartment Apart

In addition to our apartment in Williamsburg, we find out we have another, not-as-nice apartment in Bushwick that we will move into in two years when our lease is up. When I go to check out the other apartment I am amazed by 1) how big it is and 2) how many junkies are squatting in it. I hang out with three of them in what will one day be my kid's nursery; we talk about the Ramones and I lie and say I am 24.