Unprepared

An old classic: I am unprepared for an open book test in Brenda Wineapple's Gertrude Stein seminar. I have not brought the correct books to assist me, so I pull out my copy of Hairstyles for Men and read that instead. My plan was to read for the first hour and answer questions for the second hour, but I when I get home I realize the blank test is in my backpack and I have accidentally turned in my magazine.