Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Dinner, Dessert

1. I am with a group of friends and family in a fancy all-you-can-eat restaurant in London. We are the only people in the place, so the manager has allowed us to lay down in the booths and nap between trips to the buffet. We soon realize this particular restaurant charges patrons by the minute, so we are shocked to receive an $8,000 bill.

2. This is a lucid dream where I can fly and slap people and make out with people and generally do what I want. I kind of do all of that but I am listless and going through the motions and I realize what I really want is a flourless chocolate cake. I command a chef to make me one and he looks confused; I try opening my mouth and willing cake to be there, but no dice.