Red Bull-Free for 68 Days

After seeing two owls, a capybara, and a rat in our apartment, I go to complain to our landlord. On my way out, I notice that something has mauled our groceries and stolen my case of Red Bull. My landlord is not home, but his son is; he asks me to "define 'capybara' politely" and offers me a Red Bull from a garbage bag.